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Sic Parvis Magna!
To all my friends, family, and loved ones. See y’all soon! Left a lot of people out, sorry!

shellhae:

Made Jon his favorite cookies as my going away present! ๐Ÿ˜ #snickerdoodle #cookies (Taken with instagram)

Friends like mine »»»

shellhae:

Made Jon his favorite cookies as my going away present! ๐Ÿ˜ #snickerdoodle #cookies (Taken with instagram)

Friends like mine »»»

Ordinary Love Shit, Part III: Closure

To anybody who wonders why Joe Budden is my favorite rapper, they need look no further than this song. As much as I’ve heard it, I never get tired of it. Real, relatable, and poignant - he tells a story better than most.

โ€œFor anything to work y’all - trust is a must, and I learned, you gotta let a mutt be with a mutt.โ€

Prideful, I donโ€™t even succumb when Iโ€™m defeated
All it do is get me mad, and Iโ€™m comfortable heated
I come from a family of drunks, Iโ€™m the one that succeeded
So nowadays I talk to God when nothing is needed
โ€œ
Joe Budden (via himynameissuperman)
My Top 10 Celebrity Crushes (Right Now)

So I was watching TV with a friend, and a commercial with Kate Upton came on, which promoted me to say: “I think she’s actually climbed into my Top 5 since her Sports Illustrated issue.”
My friend says: “Really? Who else is on your list?”
Now, that’s actually a really hard question to answer when you factor everything in (my list isn’t completely based on looks). It took me a lot longer than I thought it would to narrow it down, but right now it goes…
*Keep in mind, I’m a guy - so this list changes a lot haha. I’m too lazy to post pics, but if you’re reading this, it shouldn’t be hard to look them up yourself, right?

Emmy Rossum
While the rest of my list is not in definite order, she’s my Number One. All her other qualities allow me to forgive the fact that she was in that terribad Dragon Ball movie. Cute, funny, talented, beautiful, and the fact that her character in Shameless is not exactly the most well kept person (yet still looks as good as she does and entertains)…heart stolen.

Miranda Kerr
Favorite Angel

Mila Kunis
Whether it was Black Swan, Friends With Benefits, or Family Guy - I can’t think of a time when I didn’t like her

Kate Upton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwM4fborwJk
I lost as soon as she said go…

Arianny Celeste
Girl who enjoys MMA as much as me? Easy pick.

AJ Lee
I don’t watch wrestling anymore, but a nerdy girl that looks like her might make me reconsider.

Scarlett Johansson
A former Number One; but it’s not as though she’s ever fallen out of my Top 10. Whether blonde or Black Widow - Me likey.

Sara Jean Underwood
Funny, nerdy, Attack of the Show host, Playboy Playmate…what’s not to like?

Emma Watson
*insert bad Harry Potter joke here* But seriously…classy, cute, and the accent. I’d treat her better than Weasley ever could

Brittney Palmer
Loves MMA (I mean yeah, she is a ring girl), educated, skilled painter - what’s not to like? She’d rank higher if I actually liked her Playboy spread from last month. *Kanye shrug*

If you’ve ever taken one of these in sparring or a fight…say it with me: DAAAMN!Speaking of which, I need to work on my switch kicks.

If you’ve ever taken one of these in sparring or a fight…say it with me: DAAAMN!
Speaking of which, I need to work on my switch kicks.